[I originally posted this before I had to migrate hosts. Unfortunately for me, I did not save the rollicking discussion about this conversation that many individuals were taking part in.]
So a random girl from the internet starts talking to me online. What follows is a subject for laughter, yet it makes me want to vomit.
//Session Start
(*)GoOd GiRlS ArE JuSt BaD GiRlS ThAt DoN’t GeT CaUgHt(*) (l)CuTiE PiE(l)siNgLe n SeXy ErE(l): hi huni
[Yes, that whole thing is her screen name. I've shortened it to "girl" for the benefit of readers.]
Jinky Williams: Good day to you.
Jinky Williams: how are you this fine Wednesday?
Girl: kwl, y du u tlk sooo posh
Girl: lol
Jinky Williams: I suppose because it’s not usual.
Girl: is it jst coz im special
Jinky Williams: it’s generally how I communicate.
Girl: arrrrrrrrrrr i no u luv me reali i will send u n email pic ov me
Jinky Williams: all righty.
Jinky Williams: how far, time-wise, are you ahead of me? It’s 11:22am here.
Girl: its 1:00
Jinky Williams: am?
Girl: na u plonka
Girl: tell me wen u get da pic
Jinky Williams: did you send it to my hotmail or gmail account?
Girl: ure hotmail
Girl: y
Girl: ^o)
Girl: Got it?
Jinky Williams: it appears there is an uncurable virus in that picture, and I am not able to download it.
Jinky Williams: Hotmail will not let me.
Jinky Williams: as much as I ask it nicely and promise it nice things should it comply.
Girl: god u stupid twat!
Girl: tlk proply
Girl: i dnt understand u
Jinky Williams: Hotmail won’t let me download your picture. It took away the link because there’s a virus attached to it.
Girl: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jinky Williams: i cnt dl ur pic cuz theres a virs k thers no were 2 clik 2 get it
Girl: THAXS 4 FINALLY TLKIN NORMAL
Girl: ok well how du i send a pic then??????????????????/
Jinky Williams: do u hav anti virs app u can use 2 check da file
Girl: na
Jinky Williams: hm i dont no how ur gonna send me da file then
Jinky Williams: cn u post it sumwere on the internet
Girl: how?
Girl: ????????????????????
Jinky Williams: lol uh dunno hmm
Jinky Williams: an i cant acept ur file wen u send it direct cuz ma firewall wont let me
//End Session
And these people are going to be our world leaders?
This incident happened more than six years ago. I feel I’ve given ample time for this person to fade into obscurity. And with a screen name like that, it’s a good change that she changed it multiple times daily. I did not post this to make this girl feel bad or to single her out. If I wanted to do that, I would have included her high school (which she gave) as well as the photo she sent.