“We Don’t Want Our Thieves to Get Hurt.”



“No barbed wire…it might hurt the thieves, allotment holders told”

Via Daily Mail, originally found on Retarded News

Article nutshell: A guy has been ordered to remove his fence because it may potentially injure thieves.

Goldurn, but we’re going to heck in a handbasket. There’s really no need for commentary because it pretty much writes itself.

Like with so many things, the good guys are the ones who take the brunt of following the rules. Gun control? That’s good news for the criminals. They know that the upstanding, hard-working law-upholders are low-risk, because they’re not allowed to pack heat.

My friend Eric had a good idea: The law needs to be changed so that you need to get a permit *not* to carry a handgun. Because I tell you what, we’d have a lot less muggings and corner store knock-overs if they knew everyone and their grandma was packing.

Now, I know that the above wouldn’t work without some modifications. But seriously, right now it’s the people who are legally carrying handguns that are getting the public beatdown, not the lowlives. People seriously are more afraid about the idea of someone who is responsible enough that they have registered their handgun with the government and carry it on their person, out of sight, than the idea of being in the same store as a criminal brandishing a knife.

The only people who respect gun control laws are those who don’t need them in the first place.

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